There are so many rumors floating around on the internet regarding this upcoming GPU release from the green team and I for one have been dumb enough to subscribe to them. I did come across this reply to a thread on XbitLabs that made me laugh in hysterics.
This was in response to the original poster who claimed to have reliable sources from Nvidia.
HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND THIS, ITS EVEN NEWER INFORMATION ON THE 9800 SERIES!
Ive just received word from the most reliable source in the world…..JESUS. He has told me the following about the 9800 JTX (Jesus X-Treme) !
-6500MM (mega metre) process technology, at MSMMMCFPPC
-Over 700 thousand transvestites
-Second Generation Unified Vader Architecture
-Triple precision magnitude flux capacitors
-Over one TeraFARTS of shader processing ability like jedi’s
-MAD+AD homosexual party
-Fully secular priesthood design (touch those kiddies with extra fps!)
-1280-bit memory interface (cos god doesn’t hold back)
-4TB GDDR7 graphics memory
-DirectX 42.12c support
-OpenJL 500.326.8 compliant shader support
-eDRAM die for “FREE BJ from a priest”
-built in Cunt (for real men)
-built in boobs
-Improved AA and Ahh fuck off quality levels
“Produced by god, patented by jesus”
You made so many spelling mistakes in your version Erik. Im thinking a real Nvidia source would be less sloppy.